deerlyBeloved

[shakeitoff]

deerlyBeloved: mindSlut "The answer is yes. Until you pass out, and then again when you wake up." Need a man who really knows what women want? Well look no further than this psychic stud muffin with a hard, bitter chocolate shell and a soft gooey center, talk about a snack. If you play your cards right you could get a V.I.P. pass into his eternal devotion, and if not, well the sex is still mind altering. But be careful, this grumpy lone wolf comes with a lot of baggage and can be a real prick-ly fellow when he wants to keep you out of it. And gentlemen will have a much tougher time getting to know him, but all hope isn't completely lost, fellas! He just needs a little work...

( william "penny" adiyodi | 23 | male | none of your damn business )

Comments

[tagartist]

even the prick pun?

[shakeitoff]

I'm a lot of things, in denial about what I am isn't one of them.
But if it helps, I'm usually a prick to people who've got it coming.

[tagartist]

you're better than me, then
i'm a bitch to just about everyone

[shakeitoff]

[Fuck, between her profile and this conversation so far, she sounds exactly like Kady.]

I doubt that.
I've got a pretty broad fucking definition of who has it coming.

[tagartist]

[ Fate™. ]

to be fair
most people suck

[shakeitoff]

Girl, you got no idea.
Try reading all their bullshit thoughts sometime.

[tagartist]

that sounds like a fucking nightmare
also noting we should probably never hang out face to face
i would give you the worst headache if you had to hear everything in my head

[shakeitoff]

Yeah, but probably not as bad as the literal nightmare we're in.
And that depends, some people are quieter than others, and there's ways to close your mind.
But I can probably tell you just how head-splitting your brain is with answers to a few questions.

[tagartist]

hah ig that's fair
alright, then — hit me. i've always wanted to know how big a pain in the ass i am.

[shakeitoff]

First, and probably the most important: what sort of music gets stuck in your head?
If you say Taylor Swift, we're done.

[tagartist]

country makes me puke, so definitely not
daughter, i guess? sometimes the smashing pumpkins. firewalk too, but no one here ever seems to know who they are.