deerlyBeloved

[shakeitoff]

deerlyBeloved: mindSlut "The answer is yes. Until you pass out, and then again when you wake up." Need a man who really knows what women want? Well look no further than this psychic stud muffin with a hard, bitter chocolate shell and a soft gooey center, talk about a snack. If you play your cards right you could get a V.I.P. pass into his eternal devotion, and if not, well the sex is still mind altering. But be careful, this grumpy lone wolf comes with a lot of baggage and can be a real prick-ly fellow when he wants to keep you out of it. And gentlemen will have a much tougher time getting to know him, but all hope isn't completely lost, fellas! He just needs a little work...

( william "penny" adiyodi | 23 | male | none of your damn business )

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[shakeitoff]

Girl, if you you're looking for a hook-up all you gotta do is ask.
That's what we swipe right for.

[gossipkinesis]

Bitch, please. Like you need to instruct me on hookup protocols.

[shakeitoff]

So I'll see you later tonight?

[gossipkinesis]

[ Girl needs to get laid but she wonders how messy this would be.]

So you've figured out who I am?

[shakeitoff]

Subtlety really isn't your thing.
And I don't think I've ever heard your other half call you by your actual name.

[gossipkinesis]

Being subtle is overrated and stupid.

Well done, brains and a bod.

[shakeitoff]

Better to say what you mean than dick around and waste everyone's damn time.

Hey, an idiot coulda figured it out but you're not wrong. It takes brains to spot exceptional women.

[gossipkinesis]

So when are we going to do this thing?

[shakeitoff]

My schedule's as open as my door. Whenever you want.

508 David Cliff Apartments.

[gossipkinesis]

I have to go kick Coldwater's ass real quick then I'll be over.

[shakeitoff]

Alright. I'd ask what he did, but it's fucking Coldwater.

[gossipkinesis]

Exactly. He almost always deserves a kick in the ass.

[shakeitoff]

Well, enjoy yourself. I'll see you later.